Rooster Robot - Special Foil Sticker

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Premium Foil Sticker
$5.40

This absolutely premium foil sticker (just one of more than 700 stickers in my shop) was created from my own artwork, designs, and ideas over the last 20 years.

To create a foil sticker with stunning vibrance in its colors and that also lasts requires special techniques. I had to assume you would want real quality...

You'll see why they're so epically cool when you first hold them and see them change at every angle and in every different light.

Foil stickers are actually very difficult to photograph and catch their full awesomeness since they have perfectly mirrored reflections in them. That being said, a few notes about their quality on my shop...

  • Water may try, but it can't hurt this sticker
  • Between you and me, bad weather might as well just walk away right now
  • Even your dishwasher is going to sit and sulk when it fails to do a lick of damage to this sticker
  • This is a sticker with a 1-year limited warranty that I do back up. That speaks for itself.

I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this sticker. My true story is that I am a... [Read more below]

A COLLECTIBLE FOIL STICKER featuring my "Rooster Robot" artwork/design in a special foil version

This premium special foil sticker was created from one of the more than 700 works of art and graphic designs that I have created over the last 20 years!

It's shiny. It's sexy. This special foil sticker gives it a one-of-a-kind look that will pop so differently in every single type of light and room you're in.

PICK A SURFACE, AND STICKER IT WITH PURPOSE...

Rest assured that you'll be able to put this ridiculously resilient decal on your favorite water bottle, your car, your bathroom mirror, your Trapper Keeper, your laptop, or on any other surface you love covering with different art that none of your friends or coworkers have seen before.

WHEN YOU FIRST *FEEL* THIS STICKER, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STICKERS ARE JUST... *NICER*

- Water may try, but it can't hurt this sticker - Direct sunlight's got nothing on it

- Extreme weather might as well just walk away right now

- Even your heated dishwasher is going to sulk like a preteen in time-out when it doesn't do a lick of damage to it

BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET

I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this sticker. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.

THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...

I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.

ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY

Quite honestly, you're buying this sticker from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.

This sticker was created from one of the hundreds of works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.

WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?

I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.

I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.

But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your sticker...

YOU GET A NEW, BADASS, NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE STICKER. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY STICKER GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES

I didn't go cheap when I ordered these stickers (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular sticker is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.

LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?

If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly where you are going to peel and slap this sticker after you receive it. Let's get you that dopamine rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we?

An honest note about all foil stickers, no matter where you get them:

Foil stickers are easily destroyed by car washes, window wipers, and long/constant exposure to outdoor direct sunlight. My stickers do better than great with direct sunlight indoors. They do awesomely on windows, water bottles, laptops, etc.

My warranty does not cover damage done by placing this foil sticker in any environment that is too extreme. It is very important that you only put this (any any new) sticker onto flat surfaces (flat with long smooth curves such as water bottles is okay, just not on the neck of the bottle).

I tell you all this because I think I'd want to know if I was walking a foil sticker mile in your shoes. These foil stickers are absolutely premium as foil stickers go. When you hold them in the light, you'll understand exactly what I'm saying. Be confident in your purchase. Take care of it. You'll love it.
SHIPPING
  • I currently ship my stickers to the USA, Canada, England, Australia, and New Zealand only.
  • FREE Shipping on all U.S. orders over $25. Free shipping on Canadian orders over $45.
  • All orders are shipped out within 1-3 business days (depending on which option you choose at checkout).
  • Priority shipping options are available.
  • All stickers and stationery are well-protected during shipment.
GUARANTEE & RETURN POLICY
  • I guarantee the quality of my premium stickers and stationary 100%. If you are unsatisfied upon receiving them, return your order in brand new condition for a full refund, no problem.
  • At this time, I do not offer exchanges.
1-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY
  • If your sticker is damaged by water, sunlight, the dishwasher, or by the elements, simply take a picture and send it to me. I'll send you a digital gift card to buy a new one (no more than the price you paid, max $5).
  • Warranty does not include normal sticker wear and tear (such as edge peeling from improper placement, placement on rounded surfaces, or placing the sticker somewhere that it is consistently grabbed/touched). These stickers are absolute premium quality, and they are still stickers. You take care of them, they'll take care of you.
THE FINE PRINT
  • I created these product images in Photoshop. I did my best, but the sizes may not be exact compared to real life. Please look at the measurements before you buy.
  • I like making new art for new stickers more than selling them, so I have an assistant that will do most of the work fulfilling these orders.
Rooster Robot - Special Foil Sticker
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