See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Monkey Robot

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This absolutely premium bookmark was created using my own artwork and design from the last 20 years.

Do you know that feeling when you mark your place with a bookmark that just feels good in your hands? One that feels like it's quality? One that says, "hey, beautiful book of mine, I didn't go cheap with this bookmark because you mean a lot to me." That's what I created when I created this bookmark. You readers will get it, for sure.

My premium bookmarks come in 33 different designs (and combo packs), all perfectly created for minimalist lovers of epic fine art. Also, and perhaps more importantly, for those who like having one final satisfying moment as you put your unfinished book away for the moment...

  • Each bookmark measures 2" x 8"
  • Each bookmark was printed on 16 pt. stock with a premium matte finish
  • The vibrancy of this bookmark cannot be beaten

I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of the art in this bookmark collection. My true story is that I am a... [Read more below]

This premium bookmark features my "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Monkey Robot" illustration, which I created as part of an animal robot art collection featuring more than 100 different animals. It measures 2" x 8".

NOT ALL BOOKMARKS ARE CREATED EQUAL...

All of my bookmarks are printed on premium quality 16 pt. matte paper/card stock by a professional printer. They have a smooth and silky finish to them (not glossy) and feel so nice when you hold them. They are thick enough to stand the test of time, but not so thick that they gap your book's pages.

In other words, as both a reader and author, I know that bookmarks are one of the best parts of flipping pages. They're tied to every feeling you have of nearing the end of whatever book you're reading, so you should love looking at it every time you do. That's how I feel, at least.

View all 33 bookmarks (and combo packs) in my shop: dpsticker.club/bookmarks

GUARANTEED QUALITY

If you're unsatisfied with the quality of your purchase, return it to me unused for a full refund.

BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET

I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this bookmark. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.

THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...

I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.

ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY

Quite honestly, you're buying this bookmark from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.

This bookmark was created from one of the 700+ works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.

WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?

I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.

I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.

But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your bookmark...

YOU GET A NEW, BADASS, ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM bookmark. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY BOOKMARK PACK GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES

I didn't go cheap when I ordered these bookmarks (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art on products that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular bookmark is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.

LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?

If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly which book you're going to save your place using this bookmark first. Let's get you that rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we? And most importantly, let's show your books the love they deserve.
SHIPPING
  • I currently ship my stickers to the USA, Canada, England, Australia, and New Zealand only.
  • FREE Shipping on all U.S. orders over $25. Free shipping on Canadian orders over $45.
  • All orders are shipped out within 1-3 business days (depending on which option you choose at checkout).
  • Priority shipping options are available.
  • All stickers and stationery are well-protected during shipment.
GUARANTEE & RETURN POLICY
  • I guarantee the quality of my premium stickers and stationary 100%. If you are unsatisfied upon receiving them, return your order in brand new condition for a full refund, no problem.
  • At this time, I do not offer exchanges.
1-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY
  • If your sticker is damaged by water, sunlight, the dishwasher, or by the elements, simply take a picture and send it to me. I'll send you a digital gift card to buy a new one (no more than the price you paid, max $5).
  • Warranty does not include normal sticker wear and tear (such as edge peeling from improper placement, placement on rounded surfaces, or placing the sticker somewhere that it is consistently grabbed/touched). These stickers are absolute premium quality, and they are still stickers. You take care of them, they'll take care of you.
THE FINE PRINT
  • I created these product images in Photoshop. I did my best, but the sizes may not be exact compared to real life. Please look at the measurements before you buy.
  • I like making new art for new stickers more than selling them, so I have an assistant that will do most of the work fulfilling these orders.
Don't forget! Buy any 4 items in my shop right now, choose 2 FREE!

WHO YOU'RE SUPPORTING:

Hey. I'm Dan Pearce.
These are my stickers (and stuff).

I could give you a really cheesy "thank you, I'm so glad you're here" line, but I won't. I could tell you all the ways you are awesome, but you already know you are. I could even give you (at least) five more incredible reasons you should buy from my shop {yawn}.

I could keep rambling about just how premium the stickers and other products I sell really are. I could try and convince you to buy from me so that we can both work together to raise money for mental health charities. I could make sure you know that everything in my shop is something you'll only find here.

I could do all that. But... I won't. Not today. You and I are both our own humans, and all I want to do is hang out and be human with you. If you drop a few bucks my way, awesome. If not, at least we got to share a small moment in time together. Thank you for that.

WHO YOU'RE SUPPORTING:

Hey. I'm Dan Pearce.
These are my stickers (and stuff).

I could give you a really cheesy "thank you, I'm so glad you're here" line, but I won't. I could tell you all the ways you are awesome, but you already know you are. I could even give you (at least) five more incredible reasons you should buy from my shop {yawn}.

I could keep rambling about just how premium the stickers and other products I sell really are. I could try and convince you to buy from me so that we can both work together to raise money for mental health charities. I could make sure you know that everything in my shop is something you'll only find here.

I could do all that. But... I won't. Not today. You and I are both our own humans, and all I want to do is hang out and be human with you. If you drop a few bucks my way, awesome. If not, at least we got to share a small moment in time together. Thank you for that.

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